Suck a LEMON!

When you're mad at someone who enraged you 8 minutes or 18 years ago, tell 'em off with a very, angry lemon.  Give them a real reason to be sour!

 

Each Lem-Message contains a fresh, edible lemon nestled in a durable, clear plastic mailing pouch.  Behind the lemon is the greeting card of your choice--"You're the Zest!"--with the shipping credentials on the reverse side. Open the card and reveal the "Congratulations" certificate with your custom message.  Write up to about 100 words (500 characters to be exact!)

 

Your unforgetable Lem-Message will arrive in 2-3 days -- Free Shipping!